This was written by my friend §teve
  in our days at SLCC during a boring Java class
  so he thought to have some fun
  syntax is wrong BTW  ;-p

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/*  Written by Steve, 30OCT2003
 *  source may be freely distrubuted as is
 *  source is NOT to be changed in any way
 */

Import(
  hug(), kiss(), makeout(),
  sorry(), blackbook(), takeOffClothes(),
  drunk(), oops();
  )

int hug = 0;
int kiss = 0;

public class void Main(String[] args)
{
  While (hug < cuddle) && (kiss < makeout)
  {
    hug();
    hug++;
  }
  {
    kiss();
    makeOut++;
  }

  if (horny)
  {
    sex()
    takeOffClothes();
    kiss();
    oops();
  }
  Else
  {
    get.drunk();
    sex();
  }

call.nextday()
{
  say.sorry();
  add.blackbook();
}

If ( itching || swelling || redness || blisters )
{
  GOTO: DOCTOR;
  erase.blackbook(recent);
}

}      
//end of main method