1. Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein
2. All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is accepted as self-evident.-- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
3. A nation of well informed men who have been taught to know and prize the rights which God has given them cannot be enslaved. It is in the region of ignorance that tyranny begins -- Benjamin Franklin.
4. I will set down a tale...it may be history it may be only a legend, a tradition. It may have happened, it may not have happened. But it could have happened... -- Mark Twain.
5. No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. -- Albert Einstein

1. There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson
2. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -- Rich Cook
3. Friends don't let friends do Windows -- Vincenzo Maggio, aka briosky
4. The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. -- Nathaniel Borenstein
5. As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs -- Maurice Wilkes discovers debugging, 1949
6. If the designers of X Windows built cars, there would be no fewer than five steering wheels hidden about the cockpit, none of which followed the same principles — but you’d be able to shift gears with your car stereo. Useful feature, that. -- Marcus J. Ranum, Digital Equipment Corporation
7. In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship -- Anonymous
8. I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou. -- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery

1. 'Where have all the flowers gone?' ~ Joan Baez, 1969
   'In the Court of the Crimson King' ~ King Crimson, 1970
   Vincenzo Maggio, aka briosky
2. It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. -- Mark Twain
3. Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. -- Sam Brown
4. If you're not confused you're not paying attention. -- Wall Street Week
5. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. -- Baruch's Observation
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -- Fred Allen
7. Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. -- Ambrose Bierce
8. Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert Maynard Hutchins
9. If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else. -- Laurence J. Peter
10. One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries -- A.A. Milne (1882-1956)
11. We keep the Funk alive by talking with idiots -- anonymus
12. It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum -- anonymus

1. The road to a friend's house is never long. -- Danish proverb
2. We are not friends for the laughs we spend, but the tears we save. -- Anonymous
3. I believe in angels the kind that heaven sends , but I have my own angels, I call them my best friends. -- Anonymous

1. Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved. -- Helen Keller
2. Life has taught me not to expect success to be the inevitable result of my endeavors. She taught me to seek sustenance from the endeavor itself, but to leave the result to God. -- Alan Paton
3. Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. -- Booker T. Washington
4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful -- Albert Schweitzer
5. Try not to become a man of success, but rather a man of value. -- Albert Einstein
6. Nature gave men two ends -- one to sit on, and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick
7. The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there. -- Irving Berlin
8. Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. -- Johnny Carson
9. We cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over our heads, but we can refuse to let them build nests in our hair -- Chinese Proverb
10. You can't change the past, but you can improve the future -- Tim Lester (age 17)
11. Arrogance is the full sister of ignorance -- Ruben Zuniga
12. Sum up at night what thou hast done by day. -- George Herbert (1593-1633)
13. Well begun is half done -- Japanese (on success and failure)
14. Well done is better than well said... -- Aristotle (384-322 BC)
15. Success has many parents but failure is an orphan. -- American proverb
16. Success has ruined many a man. -- Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

1. 1 Peter 4:2 -- so as to live for the rest of the time in the flesh no longer by human passions but by the will of God.
2. Geremy 3:15 -- And I will give you shepherds after my own heart, who will feed you with knowledge and understanding.
3. 1 Peter 2:15 -- For it is God's will that by doing right you should put to silence the ignorance of foolish men.
4. 2 Cor. 10:3 -- For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh.
5. Psalms 119:78 -- Let the godless be put to shame, because they have subverted me with guile; as for me, I will meditate on thy precepts.
6. 1 Cor. 1:23 -- but we preach Christ crucified, a stumbling block to Jews and folly to Gentiles,
7. Acts 13:47 -- For so the Lord has commanded us, saying, "I have set you to be a light for the Gentiles, that you may bring salvation to the uttermost parts of the earth".

1. Alma 5:11 -- Behold, I can tell you: did not my father Alma believe in the words which were delivered by the mouth of Abinadi? And was he not a holy prophet? Did he not speak the words of God, and my father Alma believe them?
2. Hebr. 11:4 -- By faith Abel offered unto God a more excellent sacrifice than Cain.
3. Hebr. 11:5 -- By faith Enoch was translated that he should not see death.
4. 1 John 4:4-5 -- For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God?
5. Ether 12:6 -- I would show unto the world that faith is things which are hoped for and not seen; wherefore, dispute not because ye see not, for ye receive no witness until after the trial of your faith.
6. Ether 12:19 -- And there were many whose faith was so exceedingly strong, even before Christ came, who could not be kept from within the veil, but truly saw with their eyes the things which they had beheld with an eye of faith, and they were glad.

2 Nephi 33:10 -- And now, my beloved brethren, and also Jew, and all ye ends of the earth, hearken unto these words and believe in Christ; and if ye believe not in these words believe in Christ. And if ye shall believe in Christ ye will believe in these words, for they are the words of Christ, and he hath given them unto me; and they teach all men that they should do good.